Theists are to Atheist Websites as 'Straight Guys' are to Gay Websites

Come on Theists, just admit it, you're a little curious.  We know it.  You know it.  You wouldn't be here otherwise.

Just come out and admit it.  It's okay.  We're not bad... not really.  ;)  If you're a Theist and are spending time lurking on /r/atheism or Pharyngula or Debunking Christianity or any of the other Atheist websites out there, you're almost one of us already.  If you're a Theist and are spending time actually COMMENTING on Atheist websites, you're just a half step away from being a full fledged baby-eating scourge of humanity.

It's okay Theists.  We were there once too.  We understand.  Sure it started with a little harmless curiosity or unwarranted bravado.  It started because you wanted to show us how evil we are.  Or you were just curious.  But eventually you found yourself sucked in.  You found yourself on the losing side of arguments and couldn't figure out why, or you found yourself challenged in ways you hadn't experienced before.

It may have started with harmless curiosity, but soon you'll be longing for more than just the cheap thrill of vicarious blasphemy - soon you'll want to taste it for yourself.  Soon you'll be reading Dawkins or Dennett or Harris or Hitchens.  Eventually you'll find yourself in explicit atheist chatrooms.  Then you'll be visiting atheist bars and clubs.  If you're a Senator, you might find yourself tapping out atheist code in a Minneapolis Airport Restroom.  Just out of curiosity, of course.

Each step of the way, you can tell yourself that it isn't true, that you're here to spread the light of Christ or whatever, that you're here to try and reach us, here to save us from our lives of wickedness and sin, but we all know that just isn't true.  You're trolling our websites because you like it.  You're here for the challenge, for the debate, for the thrill.  You're here trolling because you want to be here.

But don't worry.  There's no rush.  Because we know you'll be back.  We know time is on our side.  We know that if you weren't interested, you wouldn't be here at all - you'd be safe with your flock rather than trolling the seedy baby-eating underbelly of the internet.

It may have started because you were curious or wanted to prove us wrong, just be warned that if you continue down this road you too will probably end as the member of the very minority group you once hated and worked to destroy.  And you know what, we'll welcome you.  Because that is who we are.